Ok, so after I got settled in Motel 6 on Georgia ave., I had to head out to downtown for a bar review. What a mistake… Good Guys on Wisconson ave.

To start, I like to wear a hat. “No hats”. Ok well i need to twitter on my phone. “No cell phones”. Ok..well I can’t drink cause I’m driving, so just give me a coke…

In case you can’t tell what the reciept says, : 1 coke_____$7.75

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Avoid Good Guys in D.C.. Sure there where good lookin’ gals there, but that isn’t enough for a guy like me.

till that day…